A very large rugby fan, travelling by air to see Wales play Ireland, had been forced to buy two seats to accommodate his ample proportions. After seeing his side crash to a 54:10 loss at the hands of the Irish at Landsdowne Road, imagine his dismay when he checked in and was told: "I'm sorry sir, but we can't seat you together." His allocated seats were not only in different rows, but on opposite sides of the aisle!
Source: Flight International